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Jun 23, 2009 . 12:03 AM

omg... everyone's sick... lexi's sick, camilla's sick, i was recently sick, josh had a stomach ache, n other pplz hav been sick too.. its lyk. wth?
hahhaha in sport. i didnt play sports, neither did cammi or aina. lol dey found out that i wasnt doing sport so they didnt too.. HOW SPECIAL AM I?!, altho i told cammi not to do sport. anywaiiz.! i shuld get to my point. we played indoor cricket. n the teacher told the "white" shirts to go sit down n write lyk one and a half page of an article on cricket. didnt noe wat to think of until i saw aina's lol... it was about our class.. so i pretended i was a commentator. i thought it was pretty good, i told cammi n aina that even if da english was bad, the teacher wuldnt noe, thats y hes a sport teacher =S sorry sir... please dont read this!

anywaiiz.. i thought i shuld type out my whole one and a half page of writing cuz it wuld b fun for viewers to read=P

On the 23rd of june, the Mr. Campbell's sport class teams up to play against each other in the toughest sport yet(cricket). The audience is watching eagerly and waiting for their team, the "Teabaggers"(the teams name that ADRIAN! gav =.=)to once again win the match(this team has been the worst team in the entire sport class. thought i mite make us sound good for once). The "Bubbletea" team has been not doing so well for a few months and so we expect for this team to show an outstnading performance to help the team come back in the game. Brodie and Adrian are one of the teabaggers most valuable players(the crappiest players in the team). And alot of the cheering audience have hope to see a good match from these two boys. We can see Adrian doing a wonderful job and batting for the winning team. We see Zac mackay, the least wanted player on this team, once again dissapointing the team and supporters. We see Brodie supporting his team well, expected from such a good player. We see Nadia ebing a great help to the Teabaggers team, outstanding bowls being portrayed by her. Mcfail standing confidently supporting his team in the field getting ready to show outstanding catching.( as u can see. i use the words. "we see" alot.. its a commentator thing>_> you wuldnt understand...hahha). We see ;) mcfail do a wonderful catch of that great bat from muzakir.(it was... sadly).... Now we see the teams greatest teacher mr.campbell try out for bats, he MISSES! and so he tries again! and oh! he misses the third time and the great bowler mr.mcfail hits the wickets, he is showing outstanding performance. Now we see mackay on the bats, trying his hardest, he misses twice but then after hes on a role. doing so well. Now Mackay is exhuasted , huffing and puffing from his hard work on the batting . From exhuastion, mackay has now lost his role, and keeps missing. But its okay when mcfail is to the rescue! we see the outstanding team member campbell trying his hardest to look good while trying to help his team, but infact this making him look, absolutely ridiculous in the game. We see erica a promising player, doing so well, we see his stylish stance and technique. Elegant batting and running being portrayed. Now as we see crooke the birthday boy doing well in the team. Someone batted the ball excellently , but muzakkir wasn't skilled enough(as usual) to catch it, which lead to one of our most IMPORTANT! and VALUABLE audience members being hit by the ball (the delightful, ms aina. =D i luv u!- lol. dont get the wrong idea. hahaha). We shall see in the near future, if this person sues. Now we see nadia back on batting doing an excellent job.
....
and that was an outstanding game, but unfortunately, team (loser) bubbletea lost once again. because of der poor players. But it was close. Well done to the teabaggers.... and there white shirt team members (aina and me) for doing such a WONDERFUL job in commentating on der their teams. (crappy) excellent and outstanding performance.

lol. id lyk to thank my frends aina and cammi for sitting next to me thru that hard trial. calld sport.

omg... THANK GOD! next week is the last week that we hav.. that STUPID! ANNOYING! UPHERSELF! VEIN! STUBBORN! (did i mention this?) ANNOYING! WOMAN!! arggh! shes so annoying. i hate her.... n guess wat? for once.. she didnt lyk cammi.. she thought she had the flu. she kept lyk.. repeating it ova n ova agen thru the lesson. saying how she was sick. and not to go close to her cuz shes going away... CAMMI HASNT GOT THE SWINE FLU! OTHERWISE SHE WULD B AT HOME N NOT TRYING TO TEACH U HOW TO USE THE FRIKING EMAIL FOR LYK THE 10 MILLIONth TIME! garrr!!!!!!!




anywaiiz... omg! our science test has been moved to next monday cuz we hav the courier thing on wed and now we hav sci-tec thing on thurs and we dont hav science on fri..so that means test only on monday XD all weekend to study. lolz. im glad im good at physics. cant w8 to do it next yr. fun!

and.. OMFG! ANOTHER SPEECH!!!! WAT IS THIS CRAP! AND WE HAVE TO HAVE A VIDEO TOO! OMG! WTH?!

ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!! im only half way thru my music speech/presentation/brochures/powerpoint!!!!!
iv alredy got 47 slides! and only half dun.. wtf?!

thank you for reading XD

Jun 21, 2009 . 7:37 PM

omfg!!!!!!!! argh! y am i still so sick?

this morning... i rely wanted to go to skool. but then mum took my temperature and turns out i was still quite sick. so. mum let me stay home for once.
i was bored.. so i started looking at random pplz blogs. this one is so awesome.. the architec. n designs r lyk. friking aweosme.its not in english so just look at the pics. http://caracoltips.blogspot.com/
rite now.. its 10.48 and the only thing iv eaten is a small bowl of rice. ders literally nothing in the cupboard for me to eat. thats non-greasy
n u may think. oh thats ok... a bowl of rice.. no=.= its not.. cuz i didnt eat anything else wit it. not ham. not fish. not egg... just. rice
now im thinking of wat to say
well.. i guess i culd say im bored...

ooo... lets talk bout wat i want to do b4 i get into uni.
i plan. on taking a trip wit a frend to go see the top 10 man-made wonders of the world

Pyrimads of Egypt
The Great Wall Of China
Taj Mahal

Machu Picchu

Bali
Angkor Wat

Forbidden City
Bagan Temples & Pagodas
Karnak Temple
Teotihuacan
anybody want to join me XD??

this morning, i woke up at 11. felt sick. so i decided to keep sleeping. woke up at 12. found out i was sick. mum took my temp. n yer. only had a little temperature, thank god. but stil. was gay cuz that means i cant go to baddy later on.
now.. im extremely bored. its currently 3.39 pm and im still in bed.. doing hw!!!
omg... i swear. iv been nonstop doing my music assignment n im lyk. only half way thru. suks lyk hell.
ooo! n my cold sore is lyk gone now! im so happy...found this on the internet. pretty awesome

i made this for helen's bday... u think she'll lyk =]

Jun 18, 2009 . 3:03 AM

lozl. funni this morning. the bus took the wrong route n everyone in the bus was lyk

"HE TRYING TO KIDNAP US!"

funni...
hardly anyone was at skool today. sukd.
they wer all at the zone carnival.

was so fun first period. me n jessica(notice that chan's name is missing) made nachos. was so awesome. it had tomato sauce wit oregano n sugar, tasty.

CHANS GAY!
she didnt cum to skool today.. n she came up wit this lame excuse that her mums car broke down.
just frikin walk to skool chan. u wont die.>_> at least i dont fink u will

anywaiiz... it was fun in science(2nd period) me camilla darren n jojo made origami stars. lookd awesome. but jojo's turn out crap... darrens... slowly improved. n me n cammi's wer just proffesional.;D

LOZL!(me n cammi's cool, fabulous, ingenious, excellent, awesome, retarded word)
we had the irish guy for sose today.. so glad we didnt hav vouri. i hate her!

she doesnt say my name rite. n it pisses me off so much! cuz the teacher shouted at jessica instead of me cuz of her.
argh!


we had to play indoor soccer today, so shit.
cuz we had to combine our class wit another,. n der wer only THREE girls playing sport. me, aina n the curly head girl.
(forgot her name)

n friking sam hurt me twice...
first time: sam n thor ran into me.. making me fall down. grrr
second time: i tried to get ball off sam n he tried to kik the ball. but kikd my ankle instead =.= that basturd.
i was lyk frikin limping for lyk a whole 1-2 mins. i noe thats not much.. but yer! he kiks hard!!

grrr..

anywaiiz... yer... it was rainy today =D was so happy...

Jun 15, 2009 . 5:12 AM

LOZL! my new word that i made up XD isnt it awesome?

pronounce as lo-zel...
anywaiiz.. this was during science. we did the experiment on the water rocket. about 600 ml in the 2L soda bottle.. n we pump it up wit air.. n then yer. it blasts into the air. rely awesome.
we did it a few tyms. so i video tapd it. please enjoy!!

Jun 13, 2009 . 5:59 AM

woow! was so cold today. freezing my ass off man.
woke up at lyk. 6.35 am this morning

about 4 degrees outside
went outside at lyk. 7.30am
still frikin freezing cold
jogged to renee's house.
!!!SHE WASNT DER!!!
wat the hell?!
i was lyk. y she taking so long to answer the door.
then... she opend the door. still in her pj's practically sleep walking.
wit her robe on
she sed. " a..huh...ha... im rely sorry... wat about tomorrow?"
i was lyk. =.= ur friking gay.


so i started to jog around the ditch. had bout 10 laps. n it was so cold man.
n i desperately needed a gasp for air.
but dad says its bad to breath in air from the mouth
that u shuld only breath thru the nose n breath out thru the mouth
so i had to stop lyk... alot.
first. i did lyk. 2 laps. fine. then i stoppd. den i did 1.5 laps.
den rested.
den 1 lap.
den rested.
den .5 lap
den rested
then i just did bout 3-4 more laps.
n i saw the run rise!!! lookd so awesome man.
cammi came at lyk 9...
den she went n practised on my piano. my god. we hav lyk. 3/4 weeks left to practise, so shit.
then i had my students came. lolz. cammi had to w8 for lyk an hr.


cammi n my family went to office works=P so awesome

WE BOUT A PRINTER! WOOT! i can print stuff from my comp now. cuz its wireless.

den we had chicken treat. ate so much. i think the guy at the counter thought my family is rely pigish. lolz
took sum awesome pictures today. was bored. so yah.
- my awesome top man. got it from one of those shops were its only one piece per clothing. yer!









lol... it was funni
my awesome piano in da background

find the difference. hehehe

Jun 11, 2009 . 2:19 AM

YAY YAY YAY!!!

its Rainy Today!

so happy! it hasnt raind for SOOOOO long!

so happy.. in cooking. it was only me n jessica cuz chan had to join soso's team cuz rita was away.
so anywaiiz. we had a relief teacher. n

OMFG! WAS SHE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON EARTH! AAAARRRGGGHHHH!
she kept telling us wat to do. wen to do it.n it annoyd n shites outa me n jessica.
she kept asking wat we wer doing. n then teling us. n asking us if we wer ok.!!!

WER NOT ACTUAL RETARDS MISS!
i mean. i mite act retardish. but im not an actual retard.
I CAN READ INSTRUCTIONS OF A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER! im not blind!

anywaiiz!! the chicken was rely nice. so i ate it at the start of science. so awesome man! we get to actually build a water rocket.! im so excited. me n cammi r thinking of doing wat this guy did .

in sose. it was so boring... n the friking teacher "miss vouri" ITS SO DAM STUPID! SHE KEEPS CALLING ME JESS! MY NAME IS JESSE-JANE !!!!!!! CALL ME JESSE! BUT NOT JESS! DER IS ANOTHER JESS IN THE GOD DAM CLASS! CALL HER JESS! BUT NOT ME!

argh! n it was....so... creapy cuz the teacher noes where i used to go to skoool. n she noes i play the piano.
SHE MITE AS WELL FIND OUT WHERE I LIVE! ...

jeez!

so awesome in sports. me, aina, n cammi r lyk. so good... can lift up 5 kg of weights wit two arms! oh yer! lolz.
we rely wanted to play baddy cuz above the weights room. maccas's class was playing baddy n me,cammi,mimi, n aina wer so desperate to play.
but stupid mr campbell n ms williams didnt let us =[
omg. mr.anderson (the principle) wasnt in today.=[ so we(me n cammi) didnt get to ask if we culd do our tee music nxt yr. was such a bummer man.!

LMAO so funni after skool... me n dan wer walking home after catching the bus. n it started to rain. so i wore my water proof jacket that my mum lend to me just incase it was gunna rain. was so funni. i got dan to take a pic of me lolz.


lolz. under neath the jacket is the bag i was carrying around cuz i didnt hav enough space in my bag><

OMG! so kool wen i got home. the ditch near the park. wich is near my house was lyk. filld wit water. lookd so awesome XD

Jun 10, 2009 . 2:11 AM

OMG SOOOO HAPPY TODAY!

today was excellent XD
first we had sose.. it was funni
mr.sawyer started talking bout pplz wit the last name cock n dick.(referring to football) LOL.
then we had maths. it was ok. but boring as usual.

then we had the stupid ICAS testing. wich i thought was a waste of time. im prob gunna get one of those stupid certificate for saying well done! "certificate of participation" =.='

but then it got better =D
english.. NO RANDLE! OMG! im sorry ms.randle bout ur. illness or wateva.
( DEAR GOD! PLLLLLEEEEAAASSSEE!!! say she got the swine flu n died)

WE LUV U MISS RANDLE! >_>...

anywaiiz.. then we had music.. i was scared to death cuz i didnt do my test last week.. n i thought i had it this weekkk *gasp* I NOE! horrific.. anywaiiz.. turns out. teacher didnt make me do it. n all we did for the lesson was fotocopying stuff.. fun lolz.
OMG!!! N I ASKD THE TEACHER IF I CULD DO THE PIECE CALLD!"pathetique" (wich!!!! by the way. is sed as par-teh-tick) by Ludwig van Beethoven( pronounced as bait-ho-van)
BUT W8! ders more=P

as usual. i had piano lessons after skool
THIS IS THE GOOD PART!DONT STOP READING!

cuz i missed lyk. a whole week of a piano lesson. i was rely rusty so i startd to play. n the teacher sed i was getting better! so awesome.. cuz the last two lessons i went bak abit. wasnt doing so great. BUT THIS LESSON IT WAS GREAT! i did so well. then i asked the teacher bout if she had the music piece calld. "Nocturne no.2 opus9" by chopin. SHE DID!

TURNS OUT!

its a ...... w8 for it...!!! .......



A DIPLOMA PIECE! ALRITE!!!!! YER! GO ME!

for those who dont noe. in piano ders lyk grades. ders.. beginners... den ders preliminary grade. den grade 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,and 8
then ders certificate of completion. wich is harder den grade 8. den ders diploma XD ( wich i hope one day i shall achieve! oh yer!)n yer. rite now. for those who dont noe. im grade 8. so im basically starting to learn a piece that is 2 GRADES! higher!
do u noe how friking proud i am?!
anywaiiz. i took a whole heap of random pics.






oooo ! n last nite. i was rely bored. n dan gav me this site for doing an origami rose. so awesome check it out:




and its all thanks to this:

i bought it from BIG W .. so handy=P

Jun 9, 2009 . 3:16 AM

WTF?! CRICKET!
i cant believe we hav to play. this is BULLSHIT..

YER BOI!!!! THATS ME N AINA! XD WER GUNNA BEAT UR ASSES BTCH!

me n aina r SOO gunna pwn everyones asses man.. I AM 100% sure!!
that we r gunna win. ... this tym.
i rkn the teacher chooses all these crappy ass sports to play just to piss pplz off. lyk ME! im so glad that aina is wit me

otherwise i would die.


omg! i hate teaching that lady in accounting.. she completely ignores me.. WTF?!
ITS BAD TO FAVOUR PPLZ LADY!
anywaiiz...
lyk today... only 10 minutes after she cums into the class that she realises i was der.. cammi had to point ME OUT! ... SO ANNOYING n den she goes.. oh! how was ur trip to .. where did u go agen..
i felt lyk leaving dem n joining rebecca who seemd to b dying alone wit the old man asking all those stupid questions bout computers!

omgg... still dont get the friking bearings.. its starting to piss me off.. cuz lyk. i missd lyk a few days of skool cuz i was away in KK, n now its hard for me to understand it. i mean if sumone explains how to do one equation...i understand after wards. but if i hav to do another question by myself. im lyk. wtf?!

ooooo.! i so want to do that experiment that we wer watching on mythbusters in science.. the water rocket! lookd frikin awesome!


lolz.. cammi's muffins.. der wer so screwed up.. der wer lyk.. sogish. but hard. n oily. n lyk
the chocchips wer all at the bottom.. lolz
but dey tasted alrite
THANK GOD! i didnt get food poisoning.. lolz.. just kidding cammi... better luck next timeXD.

ROFL! in english was so funni.. other than i FAILD my talk. i totally screwd up. i prob got lyk a C or worse.
rofl.. der was sum random chinese announcement*for sum reason* on the speakers today.. it was funni. cuz after that. ms.randle was lyk to jojo.. "joel. wat did they say?" lmao! funni as.


Jun 8, 2009 . 1:58 AM

awwww....my cold sore is still der.
n its pisisng me off='[...


CHEH! I DIDNT GET TO DO MY ENGLISH TALK TODAY! WTH?!
stupid ms randle.

OMG! i got 86% in my maths test!
yipeee!!!!!!!!
so happy XD
omg>< in science. cammi was being so stupid. she was doing "hand puppets" WTF?!


it soooooo boring in band.. n stupid cammi wagged n den i had to find an excuse for her. cheh! CAMI! if ur reading this. I WANT MY MUFFINS!
u better make them for me.
currently eating a banana. dad just told me to do my hw. so i sed ok. n wen he walkd outa the room.. i went bak to the computer. i mean.. our skool isnt high in academics so Y THE HELL do my rents still expect me to get tones of homework DAILY?!?!?!?

Jun 7, 2009 . 2:24 AM

OMG! YAY! I HAV FINALLY FINNISHD MY ENGLISH SPEECH. now all der is to do is to speak infront of the class =.=
cant w8 until "NEW MOON" cums out! i feel so tired today. but i havent even done anything to make me tired. i woke up at lyk 8.30 this morning. i went to church, did lyk 4 hrs of hw.then i went to baddy.
OMG! WERE DOING FRIKING CRICKET!!! for sport.. stupid mr. campbell.IM GETTING A FRIKING C/B FOR SPORT! WTH?!!?!?
so pissed


Jun 6, 2009 . 7:39 AM

YAY finally got my blog looking.. OKAY.


cant w8 until i start music assignment!!!!!!!! SO HAPPY!

today was sofunni... me,dan,renee, n cammi went to basketball court to play... our Awesome version of bball=P

ofc as usuall.. i was the most pro. lol.
we went to renee's house to play mario cart.. i so Wonevery single game... dont ask dan renee or cammi.. dey all say i suk.. but deep down. der all jello>_> hehehehhe



im so tired rite now.. hav no idea y but yer.
IM OFF! byeee=P

Jun 5, 2009 . 6:13 AM

1st time!!
.... hav nothing to do... so i thought i mite as well make a blog.=D
newbie at dis. so yah. currently watching beverley hills chihuahua(howeva u spell)


SO FRIKIN FUNNI TODAY!!!

i ONLY just found out that kiesha was engaged to her bf or wateva. he looks arab. lolz. lyk mimi. hahahah.
apparently it happened lyk starting term 1><>



n i found out that i cant do TEE music next yr :'( so sad man.